Humor
That Sells.
Use memes, GIFs, and humor to stop the scroll, get your message read, and turn likes into leads. No comedy experience required.
For salespeople, small business owners, entrepreneurs, coaches, consultants, and speakers.
Send Me the Free Recording- [XX] min
- Filmed live, 2026
- Free workbook
- $97 value, free
You post. They scroll.
Nobody stops.
Most marketing gets ignored because it sounds like marketing. The fix isn't spending more. It's giving people a reason to stop.
I post, and nobody stops.
My ads look like everyone else's.
I'm not funny. That's just not me.
Memes? Won't that look unprofessional?
I get likes, but never leads.
You get 1.7 seconds.
Most marketing wastes them.
The average time a mobile user spends on a piece of content, according to Facebook.
Make them laugh.
Then make the sale.
Half frameworks, half live application. You'll learn what makes people stop, then build your own scroll-stoppers.
- 01
Win the 1.7-second scroll
Pair an image that stops the thumb with a headline that gets read.
- 02
Use memes to sell without selling
Bridge entertainment and advertising so your message lands instead of getting skipped.
- 03
Turn GIFs into ads people share
Create visual stories that people actually pass along.
- 04
Put the right message on the right picture
One image can carry a thousand different messages. Learn to write yours.
- 05
Turn likes into leads
Quickly design and source content that drives action, and leave with pieces ready to post.
The Humor That Sells Workbook
Follow along and build your own scroll-stoppers as you watch. Inside:
- Humor ingredients and strategies
- The key marketing stats
- Creating trust online
“A picture is worth 1,000 words, but the right message can be placed over 1,000 pictures.”Alan Stern
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The full session,
start to finish.
Recorded live at [EVENT NAME] in 2026. Half frameworks, half live application. Follow along on your phone or laptop and build your first scroll-stoppers as the room does.
- [XX] minutes
- Video + workbook
- Any device
Real rooms. Real audiences.
Meet Alan Stern
Alan is a speaker, DJ, and marketing expert with nearly 20 years of sales and marketing experience in retail and service industries. He teaches small businesses how to use AI and freemium apps to make a big marketing impact on a small budget.
His approach blends humor and education to create marketing that builds trust and truly connects. His workshops are fast-paced and hands-on, so you leave with finished work, not homework.
People don't buy from brands. They buy from the people who represent them.
Send Me the Free RecordingWhere Alan's been booked.
“His natural talent and quick wit shine through all he does. His simple, easy-to-implement steps will allow you to market like no one else.”
“His training focused on using social media in a way that blends business with personality—integrating work, humor, family, and everyday life to show people who you truly are, all while maintaining a professional image.”
“He's so entertaining and knowledgeable about how to make our business stand out on social media. He offered easy to follow, actionable steps to take, nothing too complicated or overwhelming.”
“I've been blown away hearing his presentation at multiple keynote speaking engagements. He owns the stage with presence and charm.”
“Alan is such a great speaker, I attended three of his presentations, his classes are always packed with valuable information, and my team really enjoyed them.”
Be the one
they remember.
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Before you hit play.
How long is it?
[XX] minutes. Watch it in one sitting or in pieces, on your phone or laptop.
Do I have to be funny?
No. Memes and GIFs do the heavy lifting. You just learn to match the right one to your message.
What tools do I need?
Two: Imgflip.com for memes and GIFs, and ChatGPT to help write the message. Both have free versions and run in your browser.
Who is this for?
Salespeople, small business owners, entrepreneurs, coaches, consultants, and speakers who want their marketing noticed.